electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

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leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

(Source: cloudranger)

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beantownbailout:

mustaleski:

matildathedragonfly:

knownorwegian:

In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

*squints at finland*

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peerintothepast:

Wally’s barber shop on St Martin Street has defiant signs outside after losing its windows during the London blitz. 21st Nov 1940

peerintothepast:

Wally’s barber shop on St Martin Street has defiant signs outside after losing its windows during the London blitz. 21st Nov 1940

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therussiangypsy:

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.Lee is my hero.

We did this at our zoo. There’s some bird called “Mr. McFluffypants”. I seriously have never seen this bird, I’ve just heard the keeper call over the radio about it and every time she does, she sounds like she’s about to murder whoever even thinks about laughing at the name. 

therussiangypsy:

voxthedevil:

I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.

We did this at our zoo. There’s some bird called “Mr. McFluffypants”. I seriously have never seen this bird, I’ve just heard the keeper call over the radio about it and every time she does, she sounds like she’s about to murder whoever even thinks about laughing at the name. 

(Source: srsfunny)

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jiinsy:

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!To help make the next Mass Effect Game
Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.
(X) (X) SOURCES 


Maybe if enough people express a need for better female options and story arcs, as well as actual LGBTQIA inclusion as more than just an afterthought they might get the picture. There are some places on the survey where you can voice your opinion on that. It’d be rad if it actually made a change. Bioware seems to be doing pretty well on that front with the new Dragon Age, but to see it in the next Mass Effect game would make me jump for joy.

jiinsy:

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!
To help make the next Mass Effect Game

Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.

BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.

(X) (X) SOURCES

Maybe if enough people express a need for better female options and story arcs, as well as actual LGBTQIA inclusion as more than just an afterthought they might get the picture. There are some places on the survey where you can voice your opinion on that. It’d be rad if it actually made a change. Bioware seems to be doing pretty well on that front with the new Dragon Age, but to see it in the next Mass Effect game would make me jump for joy.

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…Because no matter where you run, you just end up running into yourself.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Dir. Blake Edwards.  (via wordsnquotes)

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victoriousvocabulary:

PHRONTIFUGIC
[adjective]
helping to escape from one’s thoughts.
Etymology: from Greek phrontistēs, “philosopher, deep thinker”, ultimately from phrēn, “diaphragm, mind” + Italian fuga, from Latin, “a running away, flight”.
[KUI1981]

victoriousvocabulary:

PHRONTIFUGIC

[adjective]

helping to escape from one’s thoughts.

Etymology: from Greek phrontistēs, “philosopher, deep thinker”, ultimately from phrēn, “diaphragm, mind” + Italian fuga, from Latin, “a running away, flight”.

[KUI1981]

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thebookworm:

evilsupplyco:

Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.

This is surprisingly motivating.

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